Motivational Humorous Speakers Bring More Than Laughs!
Posted by admin in Humor Lists on March 31, 2010
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If you are considering hiring a speaker for your next meeting or event, consider hiring a motivational humorous speaker. You can find s reputable motivational humorous speaker by using any of the most popular search engines such as Google, Yahoo and MSN. Most motivational humorous speakers will have a web site with video clips highlighting their style, content and overall general personality. Most of the site will list the speakers past clients, current engagements and pricing structure. as well as a pre-program questionnaire.
The pre-program questionnaire is the engine the drives the personalized content of the motivational humorous speakers program. You will want to ask the speaker if he/she intends to provide you with a program the offers high content coupled with capturing the look, feel and cultural aspects of your association or organization.
You should also ask the motivational huMotivational Humorous Speakers Bring More Than Laughs!morous speaker if he/she has done similar programs for clients like you. The speaker should also be a member of the National Speakers Association and/or the International Federation of Professional Speakers. These two organizations require their members to attain certain professional requirements in order to join. Usually the members have had to speak a minimum of 20 times for fee before they can join.
But the keys questions to ask a motivational humorous speaker before you hire them is what makes them unique and effective for your organization. Most motivational humorous speakers have a person story and message that they will impart and share with the audience. The motivational humorous speaker will then add a comedic or humorous tone to the message and customize it to your organization or association.
Meeting planners and individuals the hire motivational humorous speakers realize that most employees are hyper-stressed today and want to add some humor and motivational to their next meeting in order to impart a serious message.
If you utilize the suggestions provided on how motivational humorous speakers can add value to your next meeting or event you will ensure that the speaker meets your needs and delights the audience
Birthday & Children Jokes; Funny Baby & Toddlers Humour
Posted by admin in Birthday Humor on March 27, 2010
BIRTHDAY JOKES & CHILDREN HUMOR –HILARIOUSLY FUNNY CHILD SATIRE, BABY, TODDLERS HUMOUR
It’s quite amazing how humorous a child can be, what satirical even comical situation can arise with kids, in these hilariously funny birthday and children, baby and toddler jokes…
When the little girl returned from her friend’s birthday party, her mother asked if she had thanked the hostess of the party before leaving. “No.” said the little girl, “The person before me did, and my friend’s mother said ‘Don’t mention it’ -so, I didn’t…”
“So, what are we then -boy or girl?” asked one of the baby twins, and “I know how to find out,” said the other and disappeared under the sheets, then reappeared, and declared “I am a boy, and you are a girl.” “O-oh, how clever you are!” exclaimed the girl baby, “How could you tell!?” and boy baby proudly explained, “Oh, it was easy to tell -I am wearing blue booties, and you are wearing pink ones…”
An elderly man asked a young boy if he could see him across the road. The boy crossed the road, stood on the pavement, turned to him and shouted: “Yes.. I can…”
The little girl tossed some pieces of bread to a bird at the zoo, and when the bird looked to her for more, she asked her mother what bird it was. Told that it was a stork, the little girl was so excited: “O-oh.. it must have recognised me!..”
The little boy, came in running and excitedly announced that he had sold the cat for £10,000. “O-o-h…” asked his father, “They paid by cheque?” “No..” replied the boy, ” I got two £5,000 kittens for it…”
“Did you put an ad. in the local paper, about your missing dog..?” asked a boy’s friend. “Don’t be silly..” he said, “My dog can’t read…”
The little girl, before going to bed, said her prayers: “… God, please make bad people good.” She then added: “And good people nice…”
“Yup!” boasted the young boy to her friends: “I jumped on a young girl the other day, lay her down on the ground, pulled up her skirt, tore her stockings off, grabbed hold of her panties.. and tore the elastic out for my catapult!”
“Uncle won’t be arriving today,” announced mum, after she was telephoned the news, “He’s missed the train today and will start at the same time, tomorrow”. “Oh, dear!” remarked the little girl, “He’s going to miss it again then, isn’t he, if he starts at the same time…!?”
An anecdote, about his in childhood rather plump eldest son, of teacher and thinker the late Orhan Seyfi Ari: “Other children grow vertically, mine horizontally!”
“How did you get that black eye!?” exclaimed the little boy’s mother. “You told me good boys don’t fight,” he said, “but one fought back!..”
“You ask so many questions -I can’t know the answers to all of them” exclaimed, rather tired, a parent, “Do you know what might have happened if I had asked my parents as many questions as you do!?” The child thought, then replied “You might’ve known the answers..?”
“Thank you, auntie,” said the little girl as she opened her birthday present, “I always wanted a nice pin cushion.. but not very much…”